1. robscallon:

    My ukulele cover of “Frantic Disembowelment” by Cannibal Corpse goes up Monday!

    Up now for the impatient and extra supportive on Patreon!

    http://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=726916&u=34856&alert=3

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  3. (Source: i-n-s-e-n-s-i-v-e-l)

  4. cunt3rparts:

    it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

    (Source: counterpunks)

  5. comicsncoolshit:

bubble freezing at -10° F

    comicsncoolshit:

    bubble freezing at -10° F

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  8. ifthelabelsaysdrinkme:

Mm cocktails.

    ifthelabelsaysdrinkme:

    Mm cocktails.

  9. dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:

    pleaselovemehard:

    kidsraisingkids:

    I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

    Fucking slammed.

    THIS IS AWESOME.

  10. marathemara:

    iizanimeaddict:

    My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.

    Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?

    You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.

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  13. This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

    gayspicy:

    unamusedsloth:

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    And here he is before his haircut.

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    [source]

    Stop Him

  14. lynzave:

    my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

  15. 22 July 2014

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    syphull

    syphull:

I feel like a western bar lady in this 

    syphull:

    I feel like a western bar lady in this